Ethan Suplee

I took clementine to a bike shop a month ago to get her a bike without training wheels as requested by her teacher at school. I ...

Last night I went with my wife to a dinner party for "grown-ups." Everyone in attendance was required to write and read something. Most were ...

This is complex and there's no limit to how much garbage I could put on here with the clatter of my fingers across this keyboard. So ...

My four year old is named Clementine. I've always liked the name and right after she was born we had on the Elliot Smith song ...

These are texts I sent my wife while waiting in an airport. When I mention her asking me why she enjoys my suffering it was ...

In my experience the people of the world are pretty much the same no matter where you go. Some of them suck and some are rad. ...

The three of us spent an hour sitting on the floor of the kings chamber in the great pyramid. We were humming. We couldn't really ...

Florida's weird like that. Francis Clementine doesn't seem to mind.

This wonderful fellow sold beauty in hell. Most of the homes in this Cairo slum are built by placing a piece of corrugated tin upon ...