Oh my darling
My four year old is named Clementine. I’ve always liked the name and right after she was born we had on the Elliot Smith song ‘CLEMENTINE’ and that kinda made it a lock.
Anyway, soon enough we wanted to sing her ‘Oh My Darling’ but that song is about a little girl that drowns in a river. I thought singing her that song would be a little morbid so I kinda re-wrote it.
Oh My Darling as sung to my darling, Clementine.
In a canyon, in a cavern, excavating for a mine, dwelt a miner, 49er and his daughter, Clementine
Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling Clementine,
I have loved you since I’ve known you, little darling, Clementine
I took you camping in the forest and we had the greatest time, we climbed trees and we chased bee’s and we sang the whole time
Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling Clementine
How I love you little darling, precious darling, Clementine
Well we went walking on the beach and we had a real good time, we found rocks and we found shells and we danced in the foamy brine
Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling Clementine
How I love you little darling, precious darling, Clementine
I took you skiing on a mountain and we had a chilly time, we had hot coco and some snow fights and cuddled close to warm our minds
Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling Clementine
How I love you little darling, precious darling, Clementine
That’s as far as I ever got with it and it was kinda just made up on the spot. One day she’ll be horrified by the real version and I’ll have a lot of explaining to do. But that day is a long way off.

Very cool, man. My daughter was actually born last week. We named her Adeline. I haven’t told my girlfriend, but the Elliot Smith song, “Sweet Adeline” locked it in for me.
That’s awesome! Congratulations! Sweet Adeline is another great by Mr. Smith.
Clementine is a killer name. She the only mini-Ethan?
And I know what you mean about letting the tube babysit. Easy habit to get into and I seriously don’t want to contend with fucking Spongebob.
I prefer your version over the original!
I have found that some songs we sing to our children as infants to be quite morbid.
Rock a bye Baby - think about the words to that one!
Who came up with these anyway?
Congratulations Ethan.
With regards to My Name is Earl, I am very very sad about it. I live in Spain and i bought all seasons. I remember the trailer of the 3rd season, all Candem with T Shirts want a Free Earl. Why not all Earl fans with T Shirts “Save Earl” , it is possible!!! It is not late
thank you and congrtaulations
Great stuff, I have to sing it like Huckleberry hound for some reason tho. Cool site by the way!
Hey man. It’s been a while since you’ve blogged. You tweet like a madman. Write some shit. Inquiring minds want to know…
My daughter’s middle name is Bernadette after the song by the Four Tops.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t after hearing it on the radio, but because there was a film with Kirsty Alley in it, that song was in there and they kept showing that film time and time again on cable! LOL
Clementine is a beautiful name! And I just love the song your way!! It’s not sad, makes me smile!
Dude,
I’ve just started on the twitter, thats what happens when you’re 40, shot, I mean shit!
thats one of the cutest baby pics ive ever seen
I named my first born Anabelle Lee. Even though it is Poe’s greatest metaphysical poem she didn’t dwell on the backstory, but the appreciation of a good name. Kids will go through a variations of names, nicknames and such but remain the same person they become in the early years.
Knowing they can have someone to go to when they are hurt, hungry or scared is more important than a name. The name never becomes an issue until they start to socialize and it becomes their identity beyond Mommy and Daddy.
A common name is just that and rarely gets you any attention unless you put a cat on your head at a party. Then your just “Joe, who had the cat on his head at the party”.
A uncommon name with character will make you easily recognizable when they call you. Not for a shy child but perfect for the mischievous or audible child.
She will appreciate the name one day because it was a name that came through a generous amount of thought and love..
Your daughter has gorgeous eyes!
I name my little girl Chloe after the perfume… i wanted to name her something after my grandmother but I thought Ina Veraine was a bit cruel so I named her after her perfume…
strange where we get ideas for our kids names!
I just named my son Rhys Elliott for him. my other son is for Layne Staley
I thought you did a great job on that! I was thinking the same thing about Rock-A-Bye-Baby when I was singing it to my younger son, I have two boys, and changed the words to it as well. Not by much, but just enough that baby doesn’t fall cradle and all.. Mama catches him cradle and all… Guess I can pretend to be super woman for a song! haha Great job, beautiful little girl. Its great to see a Daddy love his little one so much!
I love this story about your daughter. Clementine is a beautiful name and the fact that elliott smith sealed it makes it even that much more awesome.
Ethan, how sweet!! That made me cry, such a good song too, your version, you should do more! Happy father’s day! <3
Elliot Smith was one of a kind as I’m sure your daughter is.
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